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On a short list of things I’ve found particularly aggravating as of late?
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged annoyance, grammar, stupid people on June 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Weekend Recap (Father’s Day Edition)
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged drinking, weekends, family, vacations, clubs, travel, White Castle, Chi Chi 212, Steve Lewis, Washington DC, BoltBus, Nightlife Preservation Community, chi, M2, Junior Vasquez, Q-Tip, Martinez Brothers, Funkmaster Flex, Father's Day on June 23, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Two weeks after getting laid off I finally had a chance to get out of town and relax for a bit, such opportunity happening to coincide with both Father’s Day and the celebration of my cousin’s wife’s birthday, so on Friday bailed on NYC to DC for the weekend. Given that severance will, in fact, [...]
“It’s embarrassing to have someone help you with your ‘personal matters’.”
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Comfort Wipe, commercials, hygiene, things that are awkward, toilet paper, useless products on June 11, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
And just like that, I’m unemployed.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged job hunting, job loss, layoffs, work on June 9, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
12:17 PM C: WHAT?!?!
no way
no fucking way
12:19 PM me: yep yep
12:20 PM i’m officially on vacation
out of office is already turned on
3 months off!
C: WHAT?!?!
what happened?
where are you?
12:22 PM well, this solves the July issue
you’re coming to CA with me in July, then, right?
12:24 PM me: [...]
Hard Time
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged 55-hour erections, Bitter Lawyer, New York Post, things, things that suck on June 8, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Ouch. [New York Post via Bitter Lawyer]
Park Slope just got a little closer.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged G train, New York City, Park Slope, Queens, the subway, things that are cool, Williamsburg on May 29, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Finally. [Brooklyn Paper via Free Williamsburg]
New York Anniversary
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged anniversaries, Los Angeles, May in NY, Memorial Day, New York City, vacation, weekends on May 19, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
As of this coming Friday I’ll have been living in NYC for four years, and while May is one of my favorite times to be in the city, I’m knocking off this year and heading to L.A. for a long weekend to see some friends, hit a pool party or two, and enjoy my first [...]
Air sex? This seems like it could be amusing to watch for all of about a half a second.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged air sex, Highline Ballroom, things that aren't funny on May 7, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
So this morning I’m sifting through the “upcoming shows” email that I get from the Highline Ballroom, and as I’m archiving the message the last listing my eyes scroll across for a split second is one that I’m pretty sure reads “Air Sex [something or other]“. Having assumed at first that this was just another [...]
