“Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt provides you with the TRUE ENERGY you need. Seagal spent many years researching this…”
http://www.lightningdrink.com
OMFG. Kudos to Keeks for catching this one. Do Steven Seagal fans even exist? If so, who are they?
And I was blissfully unaware of this little tidbit until I decided to peruse the “bio” section of the energy [...]
Archive for April, 2007
Holla back, Steven Seagal fans.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged energy drinks, Michael Bolton, Steven Seagal, Stevie Wonder, stupid people on April 30, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
In another context, it looks like Dubya’s got my back now.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Dubya, gun control, Virginia Tech on April 18, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
In a different context? W’s got my back. (Or:
Looks like I’m even getting help from W now.
“Today’s decision affirms that the Constitution does not stand in the way of the people’s representatives enacting laws reflecting the compassion and humanity of America,” [Bush] said in a statement released by the White House. [Emphasis added.]
Come down on [...]
“Crimewave”, Fabolous, and spring fever…
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Coen brothers, Fabolous, spring fever, the Box on April 10, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
… are more or less unrelated subjects of rumination today.
(1) I just learned that “Crimewave” was a Coen brothers movie. Apparently it’s a bit tough to track down a DVD copy since it wasn’t exactly a blockbuster and is now about 22 years old. I remember seeing it when I was 8 or 9, I [...]
“Rien Ne Va Plus” by Funk Factory is an amazing record and stuck in my head.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged "Rien Ne Va Plus", Funk Factory on April 6, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
“Rien Ne Va Plus” by Funk Factory is an amazing record and stuck in my head.
Just lettin’ ya know.
Bonus points if you can trainspot who most famously sampled it without Googling. Robbie and Joe would probably get this one…
I’ve been had! Or, more appropriately, expecting to be had.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged identity theft, losing my wallet, people who suck, phishing on April 3, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
So a few months back, as some of you may recall, I lost my wallet. I’ve actually not bothered replacing it, as chance would have it, but that’s really neither here nor there. My license was about to expire and I’ve been closing credit cards like they’re going out of style, anyway, so I figured [...]
Because this is a really great idea.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged bad ideas, idiocy on April 1, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Complete. Idiocy.
