So I never bothered switching my Bank of America checking account over from Washington when I moved for school. There were branches in both states, so I figured that in this digital age it wouldn’t matter where your home branch was. Boy, was I wrong.
So making deposits in NC (and now in NY) has turned [...]
Archive for May, 2005
Bank of America
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged annoyance, Bank of America, customer service on May 31, 2005 | Leave a Comment »
Happy Memorial Day.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Memorial Day, weekends on May 30, 2005 | Leave a Comment »
OK. I’m super-bored. I know, I know… How could I possibly be bored in Manhattan on a long weekend? Well, I don’t really feel like going out. I’m kinda broke. I already saw “Star Wars.” Roommate and several friends are out of town, and several others are busy already. Mostly because I’m broke, really.
I got up [...]
My apartment…
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged moving, New York City on May 22, 2005 | Leave a Comment »
My apartment…
My place in NY kicks all kinds of ass. It’a *way* bigger than the place we were originally supposed to move in to in the Village, and while it’s a bit further away from work, it’s also costing us, like, thousands of dollars less. Which is cool.
Spent yesterday bumming around with my roomie drinking [...]
Hanging up hte headphones? For good?!?
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged dance music, DJing, drinking, records, Seattle, Seattle House Mafia on May 21, 2005 | Leave a Comment »
So I’ve been in sort of a pensive mood today. After finishing all the work I had to do today — which was largely self-imposed, given that, well, I’m not working and school’s done — I decided to come home and chill the hell out. I ended up playing records, which I never do anymore.
I [...]
Oh, snap! A pill for alcoholics!
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged better living through chemistry, drinking, drugs on May 17, 2005 | Leave a Comment »
Oh, snap! A pill for alcoholics!
Current mood: amused
I mean, I guess this is a good thing and all, but how long will it take before it starts taking college campuses by storm, positioning itself as a poor man’s over-the-counter roofie?
http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/conditions/05/17/kudzu.drinking.ap/index.html
“Lukas was not certain why but speculated that kudzu increases blood alcohol levels and speeds [...]
Graduation, more shows, apartment fun, and losers!
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged annoyance, making plans, people who suck, school, shows on May 15, 2005 | Leave a Comment »
Didn’t get a ton of sleep last night. Woke up, went grocery shopping, made breakfast, etc. Trying to get back on a normal routine.
(1) So a few weeks ago I mentioned to one of our deans that I’d be around for [___], sorta the school pre-funk for the full-on school-wide commencement. She asked if I’d [...]
American Airlines just plain sucks.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged American Airlines, people who suck, poor customer service, travel on May 15, 2005 | Leave a Comment »
So after messing with the American Airlines people last week just to get on the flight they, um, booked me on, I had another fun repeat today. Admittedly, I was about to miss my flight (never, *ever*, under any circumstances, put yourself down for the 6:50AM to St. Louis). That said, I’m not entirely convinced [...]
No. No one masturbated on the plane.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged masturbating on airplanes, travel on May 6, 2005 | Leave a Comment »
Which is a good thing. I’m especially glad the lady sitting next to me didn’t; she was grossly obese and had some sort of lisp that made me feel strangely sorry and embarrassed for her at the same time. Especially when she ordered some ginger ale. The sound of her saying “ginger ale” made me [...]
People beating off on airplanes rock my world.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged masturbating on airplanes, masturbating on buses on May 5, 2005 | Leave a Comment »
So I’m headed to the airport in a few minutes and remembering this one time in band camp (OK, it was the back of a school bus) that this dude I knew in grade school whipped out his erect penis and started beating off. I don’t think he knew anyone caught on–except his fucking *brother*, [...]
Forget to take your meds? Why are you posting so many bulletins?
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged annoyance, idiocy, MySpace, people who suck, the internets on May 3, 2005 | Leave a Comment »
So I check myself out on MySpace every day because I’m a conceited, gregarious asshole. Just as much as you do, I like watching those “your profile has been viewed” numbers rack up. I enjoy, albeit not that much, the occasional message from some random who wants to “go to a show sometime,” or “hang [...]